I’m overdue for a hair cut, but currently too lazy to schedule and go to the appointment. Perhaps the best part of a new hair cut is how good it looks when I leave the salon. Every strand is finally at an optimal length, the layers perfectly cut and styled. But it won’t take more than a few months before it’s back to frump. We need haircuts so often because hair grows, and hair grows at different speeds. So what was once a perfect bob becomes a sloppy mullet.
What if there was a way to freeze the *perfect* hair length? Some method of keeping your hair at exactly the length your stylist cut it. Instead of hair spray – which just keeps your hair from moving – how about hair stay – which would keep your hair from growing?
Forcing your hair to hibernate would mean you don’t need to get a hair cut quite so often. Of course, because we lose hair daily, at some point, you wouldn’t be able to use ‘Hair Stay’ forever, or you’d just go bald. But if you could keep the same length for a year or so, that would help keep those of us too lazy to book regular appointments from being mistaken for Chewbecca.